Your Stories
Lots of interesting and exciting things happen to us shorter guys and we want you to share your experiences of being under-five-eight.
Sibling RivalryBeing the second eldest out of 6 kids i would have thought that i would have been a decent height.Well i suppose being barely 5'2 is okay but i still have the struggles with reaching things and such like. The only good thing is that as we get older it does get a bit easier. I had to watch my youngest sister reach nearly 6 ins taller than myself. This is how it goes: Debbie |
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Platform ShoesBy one of our members, Brian - View his profile here When I was 18 I went to Petticoat Lane in London and bought myself a pair of 6 inch platform shoes and to go with them I also bought a pair of flared bottomed velvet trousers. Then I learnt to walk and run and dance in them and on the particular evening I am sharing with you I wore these shoes to a dance where there were lots of single RAF nurses, and I went up to everyone I wanted to and asked to dance and had absolutely 100% acceptances with about 10 or so girls. Well come to the end of the evening I was dancing a little more smoochily with this young lady when she suggested I went to her place for "coffee" which was about 3 miles away where she shared a house. So we went out to my car and I knew from driving to the dance I was not able to drive in the platform shoes as when I had them on I had to adjust the seat and once it was pushed back I could not reach the steering wheel, so without even thinking about it I just casually took one shoe off and went to put it on the back seat of my car, but I swung the shoe right in front of the young lady who was at the time lighting up a cigarette, well she saw the silhouette of my shoe and spluttered on her cigarette and grabbed the door handle and ran away. Well I was puzzled so I shouted out , hey what's the problem, she replied blimey mate have you got an artificial leg as well, I presumed afterwards she thought I had an artificial foot or something, so does height matter ? oh yes I think it does. I can laugh at it now but at the time I didn't. Brian |
The AdvantagesBy John, a visitor to the site Ahhhh yes being a shorter statured person does have it's advantages, especially when you're a young looking short male who and literally looks 12. Like going to the cinema, and all you can eat buffet restuarants, i can pull off getting in at kids prices, Otherwise i just cry. But what i love the most is seeing the look on the waiters face when you're sitting there dangling your feet on the chair and ask for the kids menu and also a beer.The look of shock is priceless.They turn around to my date and give her the "you're a bad mother" look. Other times it's a pain in the butt, especially when you negotiate anything with anyone it's hard to be taken seriously. Me and my friend walked into a car dealership and approached the salesman telling him i wanted that nice purple Volkswagon Golf and he said, "OK tell daddy you like that car and i'll give him a good deal" and persisted to pat me on the head. My fist wasn't far from his crotch but I told him "i'll call my daddy, wait here" and we took the bus home. It's the life of a 5'0 and 1/2 person but God works in mysterious ways. Who am i to argue with the divine powers of the universe when it decides to unleash on the world a 5 foot leg humping machine! John |
